... Dio recounts an exchange among Elagabalus and the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by owning Elagabalus inquiring his doctors to present him the equivalent of a lady's vagina through a surgical incision